- You’re not fat!
- Ughh…I look so fat.
- Ughhh I look so fat. Oh, sorry! (rarely followed up by the “sorry”)
- But you’re proportionate!
- At least your boobs are big!
- (a more specific one) You’re vegetarian? I thought most vegetarians were skinny!
- Wow. Look at how fat that person…
MALUCA MALA IN HER NEW VIDEO, “LOLA”
DIRECTED BY BIJOUX ALTAMIRANO
FEATURING JENNY SHIMIZU
STYLED BY JASON FERRER
There are the friends you meet for the occasional happy hour, and there are friends with whom you have longstanding Taco Tuesdays. Taco Tuesday means a bottle of wine for each person and peeling back the business-casual mask of the weekday while relaying mortifying tales of performed adulthood to one another. You hit reply all. You cried at your desk. You said “I love you” when you were unprepared or drunk or sober. Any day can be Taco Tuesday. These are the people who fill in your blanks. These are the right people.
We are social but we are not social media. We are social but we cannot survive on content alone. Sometimes being passive consumers of content works against us. If you don’t do it today you’ll put if off and then it will be awkward when you decide you really, really want to email this person. So do it today. Or don’t do it. Or maybe do it tomorrow, but if you don’t do it today you definitely won’t do it tomorrow. Again, make a list. Wash your face.
There is no IRL. This is everything.
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A wise, eloquent lady. (via cajunboy) Wow. Also? This is brilliant:
(via dominickbrady) Live every day like it is Taco Tuesday, nerds. (via youlikemealready) |
There are the friends you meet for the occasional happy hour, and there are friends with whom you have longstanding Taco Tuesdays. Taco Tuesday means a bottle of wine for each person and peeling back the business-casual mask of the weekday while relaying mortifying tales of performed adulthood to one another. You hit reply all. You cried at your desk. You said “I love you” when you were unprepared or drunk or sober. Any day can be Taco Tuesday. These are the people who fill in your blanks. These are the right people.
We are social but we are not social media. We are social but we cannot survive on content alone. Sometimes being passive consumers of content works against us. If you don’t do it today you’ll put if off and then it will be awkward when you decide you really, really want to email this person. So do it today. Or don’t do it. Or maybe do it tomorrow, but if you don’t do it today you definitely won’t do it tomorrow. Again, make a list. Wash your face.
There is no IRL. This is everything.
| — |
A wise, eloquent lady. (via cajunboy) Wow. Also? This is brilliant:
(via dominickbrady) Live every day like it is Taco Tuesday, nerds. (via youlikemealready) |


